McCoy: You feel burned? Ross: You feel sorry for her? McCoy: Call me a sentimental fool. McCoy: We put her in jail, her son dies alone.
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If I ever forgot, she knew how to forge my signature. My kids' idea of high technology was Barbie's convertible.Ĭurtis: How many child support payments did you ever miss, Lennie? Briscoe: My ex just kept my checkbook. Crash Bandicoot? Briscoe: Uh, excuse me, young parents. Van Buren: CD drive? Curtis: Yeah, with, like, 6 games. Briscoe: Yeah? Curtis: A new PlayStation. Van Buren: You think he's gonna run out on his grandson the same way the father did? Curtis: You know, when we saw the kid, he was playin' a video game. Deadbeat Briscoe: If he did kill Webber, he's walkin' around with 50 grand traveling money in his pocket. Schiff: A manic-depressive commits suicide - Somebody call Ripley's. Bailey: I can't believe this: it's extortion. Double Blind Ross: Freedom of the press isn't free, Mr Bailey, but turning over your mailing list won't cost you a cent. Briscoe: You get off on that, Judge? Humiliating innocent people? Judge Hellman: Are you upset because your corroborating witness is a liar and a slut? Briscoe: You sick son of a bitch! Judge Hellman: What the hell do you think you're doing? Briscoe: You and Flynn deserve each other. Briscoe: Hey, Sonny Liston got knocked on his ass by a punch nobody saw. And put it in a dirty glass.Ĭurtis: 5 of us are watching and Flynn's the only one to see Morales reach for his gun. Corruption Briscoe: Give me another club soda. Peterson: Rey, Rey, Rey, Rey! Do me a favor: go to business school for a couple of years before you explain my financing to me, OK? Curtis: I can't talk right now - I have to go to business school. So, you pull out one brick from that wall, it comes crashing down, you gotta go back to collecting Lincoln pennies. It was collateral for part of one loan for the airline, that was part of your transportation holding company, which was financed up to your eyebrows. Peterson: Why would I kill my friend over 3% of my net worth? Curtis: Leverage, Peterson. Curtis: Yeah Lennie, but is he happy? Briscoe: I'd be ecstatic. You could put a swimming pool in that closet. Survivor Briscoe: Nice suits, nice carpet. He's the first lawyer to claim a white defendant is being persecuted by the black power structure. Briscoe: Yeah: I'd almost trade places with him. Curtis: There's two empty condom wrappers over there.
Good Girl Briscoe: There's two empty wine glasses in the sink. Schiff: We're in a good mood, aren't we? McCoy: All except Mr. McCoy under arrest for contempt of this court! McCoy: I move for an adjournment so that the People may appeal your honor's ruling! Judge Marks: Denied! Cuff him!
there ought to be at least the appearance of impartiality! Judge Marks: Officer, place Mr. McCoy: With all due respect, your honor, when you change the rules of the game in the middle of a trial. McCoy: You know, a few weeks before it happened, she told me she wanted to quit. May they rot in Hell, along with their attorneys. Ross: I believe in monsters and things that go bump in the night, Jack. Salva: What?! Mercer: Oh, that's a lawyer's joke, son. Mercer: Well, then charge her with the carjacking. Causa Mortis McCoy: Tough to suppress the fact that the car was in his fiancée's possession.